Alien runs away...

MrDuck · Alien runs away...

(I was going to do the shoot outdoors but it's blowing too much.)

-What the Sith are you doing?
-I'm packing my egg and then I'm ditching this joint.

-Did you lay an unauthorised egg?
-I was crawling under the angry mans bed and thought I needed to take a dump but this came out.
-That's the ugliest egg I have ever seen.

-You don't think Law Enforcement will notice you travelling in this?
-Sheesh! I had enough of those guys since that stupid frog called the cops on me. They did an anal probe on me. It was terrible!

-It's not that bad and you're not that bad for a dumb animal. Let's have some tea and talk things over. Oh, and forget about that ugly egg for now.
-You're a true friend, Darth.
-Vader, Lord Vader.

But it always ends differently with these two...

-Oh boy! Free wheels and free food. Cheerio!

loose nut 45

Stop it man you're killing me..

MrDuck

Just some silliness of mine

Glad you liked it

MrMamod

Petri you need help BUT i love it

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MrDuck

It would indeed be easier to make these stories with some help

MODmanMax

Alien's got a car now, so where are the chicks. You know what they say "have Mamod will travel"

loose nut 45

MrDuck

I think he'd rather eat the chicks so taking a ride with him...

MODmanMax

MrDuck

I'm not sure that could be posted here

Stoker

Petri ... have you been reading old ZAP comics again?!?!? This story line seems faintly familiar

MrDuck

I think I was more inspired by Casablanka because it's decades since I read any ZAP

MODmanMax

Its a story as old as time:
Alien wants Alien chick.
Alien chick plays hard to get.
Alien buys Mamod sports car.
Alien chick is impressed.
The pitta patter of little slithering tails.
Alien buys a Mamod bus

Alien hits the metho.
Alien chick gets fat.
Alien hits 40 and buys Wilesco D70 boat says Alien Chick will like it too.
D70 sits in driveway.
Alien Chick gets fatter and ugly.
Alien starts sniffing Esbit helps for awhile but is habit forming.
Alien hits 50, Alien Chick leaves and takes 300 children with her.
Alien sells boat and buys Mamod Lemans Tourer.
Alien hooks up with chick from Species, life is good.
They mate.
Species chick eats Alien and takes Mamod Lemans tourer and all the Esbit and drives into the sunset.

Hows that for a script?

MrDuck

Almost too realistic

steamtrack

Time on yr hands Mr Duck?

Yr awful, but I Iike you:-)

MrDuck

It all comes so naturally from time to time

Do I have better things to do?
-Possibly but not much

Freespawn

another great story

MrDuck

I couldn't resist doing something with the roadster

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MrDuck

There will be more but I try not to wear my dolls out

Woe is me

Was that the premier or did I miss an episode? Novile idea, eggs and frog legs that deliver themselves. Beats the drive through and you don't have to tip.

magpie38

MrDuck

There are a few past episodes and there is reference to the last in this but usually they're self-contained

Somebody has to keep sanity bay, Mick

Les

They sure get weirder and weirder, keep them coming.

MrDuck

Thanks, Les. I will

fruitfly

Apparently, if you neuter them they're less likely to run away.

Oh wait, that's for dogs.

Good luck neutering the Alien, Petri.

MrDuck

I think I could do much but not neutering

Bugsy

Medication, Petri!
You know what the agreement was.
And I know you don't want to go back to "That Place".....

MrDuck

Awww give in to the love, Phil

steamtrack

you two make me Larf

Bugsy

steamtrack

Better have another sailing session Bugsy

Little Bandit

Nice story, very well done mate

Btw, the alien chick script ain't bad Dance!

Greetings Dennis

Bugsy

I found a girlfriend for him, Petri.
Maybe she will calm him down...

MrDuck

Thak yous and;

Everybody loves the Alien