MTA
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Chavs, how fun it is to take the mick out of them!Please note: I don't intend to offend anyone who is a motor vehicle mechanic here!
Last thing today we (my course colleagues and I) went to the college Shoreham campus to do some work on pneumatic rigs. It is located on the Shoreham Airport site and is right next to the main Shoreham Airport building which has featured in many a film and TV programme. My dad also knows the man in charge 
Anyways, the campus consists of Aeronautical engineering and Motor mechanics. Aero being more interesting to my eye we simply glided through motor vehicles without a fleeting glance and went into the aero hangar.
Now, my view is that more and more chavs are doing motor mechanics as it is not the most difficult thing to do as in my experience it is purely replacing parts rather than repairing them. So naturally the building was full of chavs (cue dramatic music) and for me it is a nightmare!
On the way back through the motor vehicle bit a chav just pointed at a car and went "engine!" and I said "No, that is a car! The engine is under the bonnet inside the car you idiot" to which came the reply "Tit!" and I replied "Your a what?" thus warfare broke out and the chavs natural instinct is to herd together and start on one person. So, grabbing the nearest thing to hand (a pneumatic double acting cylinder) I swiftly whacked him on the head and he fell to the floor  Needless to say the other chavs disbanded and didn't look at me in the same way again! My teacher didn't even care, so we went back up to the rigs and that was the end of that. So there is a lesson to be learnt:
Beat a chav and earn respect (not said in the chavvy way!)
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steamyjim
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KILL CHAVS KILL CHAVS!!!!
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SillyBilly
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I would like to congratulate MTA on this activity, he has contributed to saving Britain  !
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James
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LMFAO!!!!!
MTA beat somebody up 
Were he 4 year old?
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steamyjim
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Or was there the chav and his millions of kids hes been having since the age of 10?
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toxx
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... good one, mate! 
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bessytractor
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ROFL!!!
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ajs
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A ripping yarn.
But forgive me if I don't believe a word of it 
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James
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Eh??
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johnreid
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Eh???
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Sandman
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Eh?? 
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James
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Eh??
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James
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Oh damn I already said "eh??" 
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Steve_S
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What??
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Stilldrillin
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Hmmmmm.
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Cranko
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Bugger
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toxx
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... clubber?
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