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Then yev goat Wallace an Tony and awe them wans. Talkin aboot vegemite an billabongs an that. Whit aboot me??? The wee chubby Scotsman. Whaur wid yez awe be if we stoaped makin Whisky??? Thank you for listening gentlemen I feel the better for that. James Larfing my fooking ahrse orf IndianaRog Re: Left out. Sandman wrote: I'm feeling distictly left out. Despite being on this forum since the start, I've noticed that every member from every other country get at least a welcome in their own language. I shall continue in Scottish. Sandy, please know that you have us rolling in the aisles so to speak, Scotty of Star Trek fame has nothing on you!!! cheers, John Wayne IndianaRog Is that James with the bionic wrist??? James wrote: Larfing my fooking ahrse orf OK James, you kind of snuck in the back door...how did the surgery go?? Is your head still in the clouds from the knock out drugs?? Did you get the phone numbers of any nurses?? Seriously, how are you?? Rog James It's in the not happy thread, mate MTA I understood every single word SM I think we definitely need some more Scottish members I'm 1/4 Italian as my great grandfather on my father's side came from that area. Plus I have strong HM Navy blood in my veins So theoretically I should be cursing 24 hours a day James Ahh, you're Italian MTA! I knew somebody reminded me of you! Italian footballers! Cry at owt Only pulling ya leg MTA At least i think my great grandfather was Italian Would have asked my grandfather, but sadly he passed away last year James Sorry to hear it mate. Victor? MTA James wrote: Sorry to hear it mate. Victor? Yep, he was a gunner in the Royal Navy in WW2, hence his reason for being deaf in later life James Cool. Would have been interesting to talk to him MTA Where's a Union Jack emoticon when you need one? James In my signature John Chapman Re: Left out. Sandman wrote: I'm feeling distictly left out. Ciamar a tha thu? Chris So sorry dear boy, I will try and be more welcoming to you Scottish chaps in future, say what. Tally-Ho. James Hello old bean! I say, does one fancy a game of polo? Sandman Re: Left out. John Chapman wrote: Sandman wrote: I'm feeling distictly left out. Ciamar a tha thu? That's easy fur you tae say Jock. Ah dinna ken whit that means. Chris I say dear boy, you are in no state for a game of polo with your poor arm all bandaged up. Sit back with a nice G&T, or maybe some pims. You really shouldn't be playing those rough sports you know. Such a lout. MTA Chris wrote: I say dear boy, you are in no state for a game of polo with your poor arm all bandaged up. Sit back with a nice G&T, or maybe some pims. You really shouldn't be playing those rough sports you know. Such a lout. Curses! My fellow Sussex born friend is outdoing me in a battle of vocabulary and grammar! James Oh what what what? One was merely participating in the leisure of strolling through one's gardens. James Oh what what what? One was merely participating in the leisure of strolling through one's gardens. Chris MTA wrote: Chris wrote: I say dear boy, you are in no state for a game of polo with your poor arm all bandaged up. Sit back with a nice G&T, or maybe some pims. You really shouldn't be playing those rough sports you know. Such a lout. Curses! My fellow Sussex born friend is outdoing me in a battle of vocabulary and grammar! Sorry chaps, I've got to be off now. See you all bright and perky tomorrow. Chin-chin. MTA Chris wrote: MTA wrote: Chris wrote: I say dear boy, you are in no state for a game of polo with your poor arm all bandaged up. Sit back with a nice G&T, or maybe some pims. You really shouldn't be playing those rough sports you know. Such a lout. Curses! My fellow Sussex born friend is outdoing me in a battle of vocabulary and grammar! Sorry chaps, I've got to be off now. See you all bright and perky tomorrow. Chin-chin. I tip my hat to you, good day good sir! James Toodle pip good fellow! MooseMan Okee, tot de volgende keer en de mazzel! Want to learn some Dutch that's not in the dictionary? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ak6AmAn_cY Griffin MooseMan wrote: Okee, tot de volgende keer en de mazzel! Want to learn some Dutch that's not in the dictionary? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ak6AmAn_cY Nice one Moose , wish I had known about that earlier, as I was in Amsterdam a couple of weeks ago steamyjim MTA what do you think of my language accent and grammar lol why do you get so pissy with me on msn about it SOMERSET BORN ND BRED James Because we can't read or tell what you are saying! steamyjim you seem to understand james its MTA who cant hes posh! James Cos you talk like a farmer and so do I MTA steamyjim wrote: you seem to understand james its MTA who cant hes posh! It gives me a headache every time I try to read it and fathom out what you are trying to say! steamyjim farmers rule the world! James Yeah mate! Somerset is amazing steamyjim look posh words fathom i would never use that word except in a vicar of dibley joke James steamyjim anyone see the christmas special?? anyway the joke is (you have to no the person saying this says no no no no no yes) hes called Jim Trott i was on deal or no no no no no deal the other day i had a offer of £8,000 with £10,000 in one box and 10p in the other so no no no no no knole edmunds asked deal or no no no no no deal to wich i replied no no no no no DEAL 0 (meaning deal) and for some peculiar reason i cnannot fathom he thought i said no no no no no deal SO WAHT DID YOU END UP WITH? 10p James Yeah LMFAO! steamyjim ill find it on youtube steamyjim here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY1oRj6opt8 very funny its in the first sort of 5 minutes i didnt get it word for word Mamodman123 steamyjim wrote: here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY1oRj6opt8 very funny its in the first sort of 5 minutes i didnt get it word for word The Vicor of Dibley is awful! It just isn't funny one single bit! MTA Mamodman123 wrote: steamyjim wrote: here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY1oRj6opt8 very funny its in the first sort of 5 minutes i didnt get it word for word The Vicor of Dibley is awful! It just isn't funny one single bit! Most parts are funny, but I think there wasn't really a market for another religious comedy. Father Ted will always be number one steamyjim father ted and vicar of dibley are great!! cant beat monty python though Dauntless steamyjim wrote: father ted and vicar of dibley are great!! cant beat monty python though I like monty python Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok. MTA Stwike him centwuwion, stwike him! Welease Wodewick! James It's actually: Stwike him centwuwion, stwike him wery wuffly Chris ARTHUR: Hail Messiah! BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! ARTHUR: I say You are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few. FOLLOWERS: Hail Messiah! BRIAN: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! GIRL: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. BRIAN: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! FOLLOWERS: He is! He is the Messiah! BRIAN: Now, f**k off! mj Is this the right place for an argument mc_mc mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." mj mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." I thought someone would have remembered the argument sketch, one of their best. Chris This is one of my other favourite bits in Life of Brian... NISUS WETTUS: Next. Crucifixion? PRISONER #1: Yes. NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion? PRISONER #2: Yes. NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion? MR. CHEEKY: Ah, no. Freedom. JAILER: Hmm? NISUS: What? MR. CHEEKY: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. NISUS: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. MR. CHEEKY: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. Here is the whole thing.... http://www.worle.com/humour/brian.html James I love that! It's on youtube mj http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm or even better i just found this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-572077907195969915 The dialogue of the sketch mc_mc mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." I thought someone would have remembered the argument sketch, one of their best. No you wouldn't. mj mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." I thought someone would have remembered the argument sketch, one of their best. No you wouldn't. yes i would ( now we're off & running) mc_mc mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." I thought someone would have remembered the argument sketch, one of their best. No you wouldn't. yes i would ( now we're off & running) No we're not. SPOKESMAN Barry 1946 lives in Scotland . . . . (I think) yosa Sandy, I thought this thread had been started by Oor Wullie, when I read your post. Jings!!! Sandman yosa wrote: Sandy, I thought this thread had been started by Oor Wullie, when I read your post. Jings!!! LOL. Oor Wullie. A Scottish institution. (We still get the album every year) yosa mj mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: mc_mc wrote: mj wrote: Is this the right place for an argument At least one third of Monty Python was c**p (if you watch the episodes and films) but the rest was pure gold. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a naughty boy." I thought someone would have remembered the argument sketch, one of their best. No you wouldn't. yes i would ( now we're off & running) No we're not. yes we are SPOKESMAN Is this the 5 minute argument or full half - hour? mj SPOKESMAN wrote: Is this the 5 minute argument or full half - hour? just the five minutes. ------ this isn't an argument its just contradiction Sandman mj wrote: SPOKESMAN wrote: Is this the 5 minute argument or full half - hour? just the five minutes. ------ this isn't an argument its just contradiction No it isn't. mj Sandman wrote: mj wrote: SPOKESMAN wrote: Is this the 5 minute argument or full half - hour? just the five minutes. ------ this isn't an argument its just contradiction No it isn't. Yes it is steamyjim no it isnt James Yes it bloody well is! SPOKESMAN mj wrote: SPOKESMAN wrote: Is this the 5 minute argument or full half - hour? just the five minutes. ------ this isn't an argument its just contradiction Im sorry Im not talking to you . . . . I could be arguing with you in my spare time . . . . steamyjim he goes into other room and gets hit on head oooow whats that for you did come for hitting yourself on the head lessons no i came to complain about my argument lessons sorry complaint lessons room 12A mj steamyjim wrote: he goes into other room and gets hit on head oooow whats that for you did come for hitting yourself on the head lessons no i came to complain about my argument lessons sorry complaint lessons room 12A hello i wish to register a complaint, hello miss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H6DSoqZz_s SPOKESMAN CLASSIC STUFF!!!!!!! MTA I've never seen the entire sketch, I'm in stitches Chris It is a must see sketch MTA. Monty Python - some of it not funny, some it of it a bit funny, but chunks of it is the best comedy by far ever. There is a chap at work who I swear has just walked out of the Yorkshireman sketch. Great stuff! Mamodman123 Chris wrote: It is a must see sketch MTA. Monty Python - some of it not funny, some it of it a bit funny, but chunks of it is the best comedy by far ever. There is a chap at work who I swear has just walked out of the Yorkshireman sketch. Great stuff! I don't like Monty Python.. I don't find it funny Chris Mamodman123 wrote: Chris wrote: It is a must see sketch MTA. Monty Python - some of it not funny, some it of it a bit funny, but chunks of it is the best comedy by far ever. There is a chap at work who I swear has just walked out of the Yorkshireman sketch. Great stuff! I don't like Monty Python.. I don't find it funny Some of it isn't, not at all. But there are a few classic sketches. Each to their own. I don't find some things funny that other people seem to love. I don't like League of Gentlemen, or Catherine Tate. Just don't get it. Mamodman123 Chris wrote: Mamodman123 wrote: Chris wrote: It is a must see sketch MTA. Monty Python - some of it not funny, some it of it a bit funny, but chunks of it is the best comedy by far ever. There is a chap at work who I swear has just walked out of the Yorkshireman sketch. Great stuff! I don't like Monty Python.. I don't find it funny Some of it isn't, not at all. But there are a few classic sketches. Each to their own. I don't find some things funny that other people seem to love. I don't like League of Gentlemen, or Catherine Tate. Just don't get it. That is funny I'd add the usual culprits like Fawlty Towers, One foot in the grave        The Unofficial Mamod and Other Steam Forum Forum Index -> Off topic board Page 1 of 1