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| Mamodman123 |
Questions that don't really have answers or a purpose1. Why does Michael Caine ALWAYS play the Cockney bloke?
That is all 
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| James |
1. Why can't my tongue reach the bit of chocolate spread that is in the bottom of the jar?
That is also all
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| Mamodman123 |
Why does a TV always fall screen down?
Why does a cat always land on it's feet? What is the point of Chris Kamara? 
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| James |
Why is Scunny full of tossers?
Why does Moody have a head like a breeze block? |
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| Cedge |
If nothing sticks to teflon... how do they get it to stay on the frying pan? | ||||||
| Stilldrillin |
What are wasps for?
Apart from annoyance. 
David. |
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| Chris |
Why is a jar of marmite always nearly full or nearly empty but never half full? | ||||||
| tmuir |
Why does the engine youv'e been looking for, for ages always come up right after you have spent all your money? | ||||||
| MooseMan |
That's VERY well observed!! I actually had to go and have a look!
Q: How long's a piece of string? (there's actually a valid answer to that: twice the distance from the middle to the end). |
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| SPOKESMAN |
Why can't I nail a jelly or a blancmange to the wall?
Why can't Mamod answer their email? |
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| MTA |
What is the point in chocolate? | ||||||
| James |
Why do we all have strange heads? | ||||||
| Chris |
Why do men have nipples? | ||||||
| James |
Why do we have ginger people? | ||||||
| Chris |
What is the point of cushions? | ||||||
| MTA |
Why do we need hair? | ||||||
| James |
Why do some people look like animals? ie pigs. | ||||||
| Chris |
Just who is it that reads junk mail? | ||||||
| steamyjim |
do bald men use shampoo or soap | ||||||
| Chris |
I will soon be able to give you an answer to that one! 
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| mc_mc |
Why does this  look like it should be in a Kung Fu film?
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| steamyjim |
im trying to think of all thequestions like that off braniac | ||||||
| Cedge |
You're beginning to scare me son.... 
Steve
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| James |
Me too
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| yosa |
How much deeper would the oceans be, if there weren't any sponges?
If you aim to fail, and do it, have you succeeded?
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| JensenSteamMan |
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| JensenSteamMan |
Why do I have soo many engines??
-Casey |
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| Chris |
...but never quite enough
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| James |
Why are Jews circumsised? 
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| oldstuff |
I'm not Jewish! 
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| Chris |
The answer to that one is in Genesis. 
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| steamyjim |
whats genisis? | ||||||
| Sandman |
Just someone who can't spell engines Jim. 
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| Chris |
I give up on you heathens.
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| John Chapman |
What's the speed of dark? | ||||||
| Chris |
Good one, I always wanted to know if the light from your car headlights is going at the speed of light + say 70mph. |
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| SPOKESMAN |
http://www.genesis-music.com/ Nuff said.
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| Mamodman123 |
Can't say i'm a fan... then again I can only probably name one of their songs
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| John Chapman |
Interesting thought ! From what little I understand of the theory of relativity, it states that - if you exceed the speed of light time goes backwards..... So presumably if your lights go out it's not because the bulbs have failed, but because they haven't been made yet? |
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| Chris |
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| MTA |
How come goalies never hit their heads on the post when they try to save a ball? | ||||||
| James |
Because we aren't thick you know... | ||||||
| MTA |
Yeh, but everytime they leap out to save the ball, they JUST miss the post. You must hit your head at least once, sods law! |
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| James |
Nope not me
You know where to jump, it's your senses. |
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| MTA |
Would it hurt much if you did
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| Mamodman123 |
Many keepers have However goalkeepers never stand on their line to save shots! |
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| James |
Aye!
Apart from penalties
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| Mamodman123 |
Aye and even then they come off the line to make the goal smaller! Or seem smaller. |
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| James |
Aye, I'm better at saving peno's than owt else for some strange reason. Normally keepers don't have a chance
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