tmuir
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Real thing or false alarm?I just got a call from my wife and she is getting a few contractions.
For those that dont know she is pregneant and the due date is the 14th of next month.
At the moment she is unsure whether they are just brackston hicks contractions (also know as false labour) or the real thing.
If you dont see me on tonight assume they are the real thing.
The most annoying thing is my car went in for its 60 000km service today, it wasnt due to next week but I put it in a week earlier so I didnt have to worry about her going into labour when my car was in bits.
Rung up the garage and the brakes are in bits so I cant get my car for another 2 hours. 
If need be I will be 'borrowing' someone elses car from work.
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Graham-Jilly
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Good LUCK Tony hope everything goes ok
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flywheel61
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Hope everything goes OK Tony, don't worry about the car, as you say, you can always borrow a car, have a joyfull and safe delivery if it happens.
Looks like you've been attending prenatal classes with that kind of knowledge, 
I think being at the birth of your own children is the most amazing thing you can be a part of.
Cheers 
Chris
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yosa
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Good luck Tony, another little steamer on the way. 
I've gone 50p each way on wether it'll be a boy or girl.
Best wishes to the Missus. 
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MTA
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I hope if this is the real thing all goes well.
I voted a boy as you said that he/she might be being born early, so I voted boy as they are usually quite impatient  Although in my case I was lazy and born two weeks late!
Pass on my wishes to your wife
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Sandman
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Best of luck mate.
Hope everything goes well.
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tmuir
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Panic over.
I've got home and the contractions seem to of stopped for now so it looks like it was a false alarm.
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Sandman
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| tmuir wrote: | Panic over.
I've got home and the contractions seem to of stopped for now so it looks like it was a false alarm. |
Look on it as a trial run Tony. 
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yosa
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Attention seeker. 
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Mamodman123
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When it does finnaly decide to surface I think it'll be a boy
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tmuir
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| Mamodman123 wrote: | | When it does finnaly decide to surface I think it'll be a boy |
It might be a girl as it cant decide. (No offence meant here )
The contractions have started again.
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Mamodman123
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| tmuir wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | When it does finnaly decide to surface I think it'll be a boy |
It might be a girl as it cant decide.
The contractions have started again. |
 Hope everything goes well for you and your wife Tony
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Wallace
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Yeah good luck Tony.
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yosa
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Exciting times Tony.
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IndianaRog
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Tony...best of luck to you and the missus, hopefully by the time you read this you will be holding a new son or daughter.
cheers,
Rog
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tmuir
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| IndianaRog wrote: | Tony...best of luck to you and the missus, hopefully by the time you read this you will be holding a new son or daughter.
cheers,
Rog |
Not yet...... We are still not sure if its the real thing or not and contractions are still very irregular so its not time to go to the hospital yet.
Hopefully that time wont come at 2am in the morning.
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Griffin
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Tony, best wishes to you and your wife.
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yosa
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It's always the early hours mate.
Worth the wait though.
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MooseMan
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Tony, best of luck to the both of you (or the three of you, really)!
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oldstuff
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Re: Real thing or false alarm? | tmuir wrote: |
The most annoying thing is my car went in for its 60 000km service today, it wasnt due to next week but I put it in a week earlier so I didnt have to worry about her going into labour when my car was in bits.
Rung up the garage and the brakes are in bits so I cant get my car for another 2 hours.
If need be I will be 'borrowing' someone elses car from work. |
Hook a wagon up to that David Auld, Tony. I'm sure Manx would understand.
Best of luck to you & the misses!
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tmuir
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Re: Real thing or false alarm? | oldstuff wrote: | | tmuir wrote: |
The most annoying thing is my car went in for its 60 000km service today, it wasnt due to next week but I put it in a week earlier so I didnt have to worry about her going into labour when my car was in bits.
Rung up the garage and the brakes are in bits so I cant get my car for another 2 hours.
If need be I will be 'borrowing' someone elses car from work. |
Hook a wagon up to that David Auld, Tony. I'm sure Manx would understand.
Best of luck to you & the misses! |
Unfortunately its packed up in its box ready to be posted.
Was hoping to post it this afternoon but with all the fuss and worry about my wife going into labour I kinda forgot about it until it was too late to send. 
Wife is still getting the odd contraction but still at random times so the baby may be born this weekend but then again it might not be.
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James
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Good luck mate
Ahh can't wait til it's me
Only a year and a bit and it maybe will be
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Steve_S
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Very best of luck to all three of you when it happens!
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Steve_S
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James... don't rush into anything!
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | Good luck mate
Ahh can't wait til it's me
Only a year and a bit and it maybe will be |
James mate please reconsider, one of you is more than enough for this world right now
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James
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Piss off.
Naa she's FAF MM knows all about her Not the stalker one though
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | Piss off.
Naa she's FAF MM knows all about her Not the stalker one though |
Ummm yeah apart from her name..where she lives...
All i know is that she's female and goes to Jimbo's school and better than the stalker
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James
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She drew a sheep on me pot arm, said is that ok, I said hmm how about a kiss to go with it and it turned into further stuff. Man I love being me
Trouble is, 16 is a long time away for me! And I don't know I can wait so long...
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Steve_S
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That's certainly a different chat up line... "how about a kiss to go with the sheep........."
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James
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Yeah well I already used up all the others
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Steve_S
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Whatever works!
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James
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I even used the crappy old corny ones ie:
Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?
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James
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Pictures of the legendry pot:
SHEEP OR FLOWER? YOU DECIDE!
It's red and white cos I'm off to see Rovers tomorrow
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James
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MOODY HAS A HEAD LIKE A BREEZE BLOCK! By Oji! What a legend LMFAO
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steamgranny
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Re: Real thing or false alarm? | tmuir wrote: | I just got a call from my wife and she is getting a few contractions.
For those that dont know she is pregneant and the due date is the 14th of next month.
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OMG! Nerve-wracking, nail-biting, wonderful stuff tmuir 
Hang in there - a whole forum-full of proxy 'steamy god-parents' rooting for the 3 of you & eagerly waiting to metaphorically rock the cradle 
Boy? Girl?? Who cares - yipee! 
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SillyBilly
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I bet there in the hospital now!
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Mamodman123
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Seeing as a lot of people voted girl its my duty to explain that it doesn't go Boy Girl Boy Girl people
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tmuir
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| SillyBilly wrote: | | I bet there in the hospital now! |
Nope appears after 16 hours of contractions at random times they have stopped
Back to the waiting game again.
Which is lucky as as a member of the State Emergency Service I have an ANZAC march to take part in in 45 minutes.
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SPOKESMAN
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Good luck!
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Mamodman123
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| tmuir wrote: | | SillyBilly wrote: | | I bet there in the hospital now! |
Nope appears after 16 hours of contractions at random times they have stopped
Back to the waiting game again.
Which is lucky as as a member of the State Emergency Service I have an ANZAC march to take part in in 45 minutes. |
It's gonna be a boy
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yosa
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It's gonna be Australian, mark my words.
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Wallace
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Well no-one could argue with that
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yosa
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tmuir
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| yosa wrote: | | It's gonna be Australian, mark my words. |
Yep already got a baby sized stubby holder made for its bottle.
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tmuir
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Ok it's on again.
I'll keep you all informed, not quiet time to go to the hospital yet but maybe this time..................
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Mamodman123
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Good luck Tony
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Graham-Jilly
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Good luck your good lady and Hope everything goes well
G-J
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tmuir
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Right still at home.
We are still unsure whether its the real thing this time.
Playing the waiting game........
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Mamodman123
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Play hungry hungry hippos instead
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Sandman
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Go for it Tony.
We're all rootin for you mate.
Best of luck.
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tmuir
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Damm it may be another false alarm..................Not sure yet though.....................
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Mamodman123
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| tmuir wrote: | | Damm it may be another false alarm..................Not sure yet though..................... |
Wish it would make its mind up I'm starting to ge nervous
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tmuir
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You are?
Its a public holday here tomorrow and I'm not on call I wont to have a few drinks but I cant as I may have to drive to the hospital but it does look like a no go for tonight.
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Sandman
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Jeez mate. I really feel for you.
I hope the happy event occurs soon.
(I'm getting tired of bringing out the malt and puting it back.)
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Mamodman123
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| tmuir wrote: | You are?
Its a public holday here tomorrow and I'm not on call I wont to have a few drinks but I cant as I may have to drive to the hospital but it does look like a no go for tonight. |
Well maybe not.. i'll leave that nervousness to you Tony
Another Tmuir Junior is on the way soon
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James
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Sweet, another Aussie
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mc_mc
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Fire up a few engines, if it's a boy perhaps the smell of meths might encourage things along. (it's in the genes)
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MTA
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Jesus tmuir, where do you think he/she got the indecisive gene from? I'll wait to send off the Wells bits off, you seem to have your hands full at the moment, so it will be one less thing to think about
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Wallace
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Good luck Tony. Our daughter was due on ANZAC day (today), but waited till May
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Sandman
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Any word yet Tony??
My fingernails are chewed up to my elbows.
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MooseMan
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| tmuir wrote: | | Damm it may be another false alarm..................Not sure yet though..................... |
When our first one was due she decided to be about two weeks late and my missus was getting pretty fed up....our doctor then told us to do the three "hots":
1) Hot curry
2) Hot bath
3) Hot sex
Duly did all three (the sacrifices you make ) and she went into labour that night.
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oldstuff
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What's a curry? Comb hair?
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IndianaRog
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Come on Chuck...you need to up your diversity quotient...curry is a spice at the core of most Indian food...strong smell and flavor.
I can take it in modest doses, but having a daughter who married a Pakistani (kissin cousins to the Indians geographically), I get treated to it regularly when I visit. It used to make me gag, now I just get a bit quesy!!!
If any question on Odilon's other "hots"...best check back with him!
cheers,
Rog
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Chris
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| IndianaRog wrote: | Come on Chuck...you need to up your diversity quotient...curry is a spice at the core of most Indian food...strong smell and flavor.
I can take it in modest doses, but having a daughter who married a Pakistani (kissin cousins to the Indians geographically), I get treated to it regularly when I visit. It used to make me gag, now I just get a bit quesy!!!
If any question on Odilon's other "hots"...best check back with him!
cheers,
Rog |
And only in terms of geography!!
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