Sandman
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Sandman UpdateAs posted on the original intro I'm the Sandman or SM to most.
I was born in July 1948 and was the first Caesarean section performed in the hospital.
My dad witnessed the operation and he told me he offered the doctor 30 quid to put me back in.
My dad was not impressed with me at all. He said I was such an ugly baby, it was 6 months before my mom knew what end to feed.
I have some fond memories of growing up. The next door neighbours mother in law was killed by a mad dog. My dad went to the funeral early to see if he could buy it.
We were a very poor family and there was no way I would ever get a Mamod for Xmas.
We were so poor, we couldn't afford laxatives, so my mom used to sit me on a potty and tell me ghost stories.
I can always say my school was approved. The teachers used to frisk us for weapons on the way in and if we didn't have any they gave us some.
Despite all I did grow up and of course started to go to the pub. We had rough pubs in our town. They had bouncers at the door to throw the drunks in.
But I survived all that and eventually found toy steam and this forum.
I've never looked back since.
Thanks everyone for your help and your friendship.
Sandman.
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Mamodman123
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Sandy is officially one of the funniest men to have ever lived! he's got me out of the crapper so many times i've lost count
Legend, end of!
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MTA
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I can't tell whether that's true or not! My mum came up and shouted at me for laughing so loudly
SM, the legend that is
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Chris
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You think you had it bad...
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Graham-Jilly
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Good one Sandy -- G-J
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IndianaRog
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I have met this man and I'm sure every bit of his tale is true. Sandy you are a piece of work as we like to say...and a fine one at that. Pleasure to count you amongst friends.
cheers,
Rog
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Roly Williams
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| Chris wrote: | You think you had it bad...
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"...we used to live in t'shoe box in t'middle of t'road..."
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James
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LMAO Sandy
Aye lad when I wer a nipper thee had to sweep chimneys to earn me bread!
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Wallace
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Great one Sandman. Veryy funny bloke indeed, love to have a beer with you sometime
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MooseMan
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| Roly Williams wrote: | | Chris wrote: | You think you had it bad...
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"...we used to live in t'shoe box in t'middle of t'road..." |
What? You had a shoe box?
Sandman = Legend. End of.
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John Chapman
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Brilliant Sandy, hope to be able to buy you a beer one day.
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SillyBilly
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LoL, love it! Is it true though????????
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Sandman
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Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.
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Roly Williams
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| Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
"Try telling the youngsters of today that - they won't believe you!"
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MTA
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| Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
If you hunt haggis, what does a live haggis actually look like?
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John Chapman
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| MTA wrote: | | Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
If you hunt haggis, what does a live haggis actually look like?  |
Check out this site, you may spot one on the webcam
http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/
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Chris
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| MTA wrote: | | Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
If you hunt haggis, what does a live haggis actually look like?  |
Really MTA.... you don't know?
It has two long legs and two short legs so it can run round and round the mountains.
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MTA
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| Chris wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
If you hunt haggis, what does a live haggis actually look like?  |
Really MTA.... you don't know?
It has two long legs and two short legs so it can run round and round the mountains. |
Don't they say the same about Sheep in Wales?
John, I think a friend of mine showed me that site before. It was a great laugh at the time when we saw what a Haggis was supposedly meant to look like
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Sandman
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| John Chapman wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Sandman wrote: | Of Course.
As sure as I hunt haggis in season.  |
If you hunt haggis, what does a live haggis actually look like?  |
Check out this site, you may spot one on the webcam
http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/ |
Thanks for great site John.
Brought a tear to my eye it did.
As a seasoned haggis hunter, it's right up my street.
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Chris
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Let me know if you bag more than you can eat yourself. I like a nice haggis.
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Sandman
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| Chris wrote: | Let me know if you bag more than you can eat yourself. I like a nice haggis.
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I'll keep you in mind mate.
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Chris
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Thanks. I have considered farming them to feed the southern appetite for haggis, but farmed ones just don't have the same flavour. I think it must be like salmon, best wild and scottish.
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Sandman
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| Chris wrote: | | Thanks. I have considered farming them to feed the southern appetite for haggis, but farmed ones just don't have the same flavour. I think it must be like salmon, best wild and scottish. |
I have to agree.
Natural haggis are much better in the taste department, but much smaller than the farmed variety.
No comparison.
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Graham-Jilly
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The picture of the hagis on that website looks like a bloated platypus
oh well the scots are trying to pinch our native animals
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oldstuff
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Re: Sandman Update | Sandman wrote: | ...The next door neighbours mother in law was killed by a mad dog.
My dad went to the funeral early to see if he could buy it.
...we couldn't afford laxatives, so my mom used to sit me on a potty
and tell me ghost stories... |
Excellent! Er...when are you coming back to Detroit, this week or is it the next?
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