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The most stupidest thing...Here's the place to say what the most stupidest thing you have ever done is/was!
Here's my tale:
I was coming back from Portsmouth late at night on a train. I fell asleep just as the train was pulling into Chichester. Chichester was the stop before mine, but I didn't wake up. I didn't wake up for a very long time and when I eventually woke up I was in London Victoria! The last service to Portsmouth via Horsham had left, so I was stranded for the night  The station staff found me sitting on a bench, and when I told them what had ahppened I was promptly called a taxi and taken home, all free of charge  Of course my parents didn't appreciate having to open the door at midnight to my constant door bell ringing 
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Mamodman123
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Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind   
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Dauntless
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oops 
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MTA
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| Mamodman123 wrote: | | Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind |
THL by any chance?
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Mamodman123
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| MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind |
THL by any chance? |
Aye the pitch and putt down near the front. Hit it straight on her front lawn and next to a grave
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MTA
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| Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind |
THL by any chance? |
Aye the pitch and putt down near the front. Hit it straight on her front lawn and next to a grave |
We might be going this year (against my pleadings!), but I shan't spend much time there, I'll be out on the South Devon Railway or Paignton and Dartmouth Railway
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Mamodman123
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| MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind |
THL by any chance? |
Aye the pitch and putt down near the front. Hit it straight on her front lawn and next to a grave |
We might be going this year (against my pleadings!), but I shan't spend much time there, I'll be out on the South Devon Railway or Paignton and Dartmouth Railway |
Good good, tell them you know me and you'll get free drinks from Eliot down the arena
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MTA
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| Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | Hit a golf ball on to Agatha Christies front lawn springs to mind |
THL by any chance? |
Aye the pitch and putt down near the front. Hit it straight on her front lawn and next to a grave |
We might be going this year (against my pleadings!), but I shan't spend much time there, I'll be out on the South Devon Railway or Paignton and Dartmouth Railway |
Good good, tell them you know me and you'll get free drinks from Eliot down the arena |
Ok 
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Mamodman123
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LOL
Another stupid thing i did was turning a loco cylinder and looking right at the trunion bolt....Yes you guessed it right in the eye and my god that hurt!
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Cedge
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I once got upgraded to first class cabin seating as a young airman. I flew from Dallas TX to Atlanta GA sitting beside Bob Hope and never realized who he was. Ten minutes out of Atlanta, he apparently couldn't take it anymore and asked me if I knew who he was. Being in full Class A military uniform, I felt more than a wee bit stupid not recognizing perhaps the enlisted mans most ardant of supporters.
Have to admit it was really nice to sit and talk "Bob and Steve" for most of the flight. I suppose I'd have been to awed to speak had I known. He was one super nice guy and just as brilliantly funny off stage as on.
We won't be discussing the fact that, at 21 years of age, I was more interested in the walking fanatsy of stunning blondeness who was acting as his travel companion....
Steve
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SillyBilly
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When I took the saftey valve out of my Dad's Mamod stationary, not realising it still had some pressure, lucky i wasn't leaning over the damn thing!
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tmuir
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| SillyBilly wrote: | | When I took the saftey valve out of my Dad's Mamod stationary, not realising it still had some pressure, lucky i wasn't leaning over the damn thing! |
Once I've run the Mamod and its stopped I always sound the whistle to remove all the pressure from the boiler before I try to remove the safety valve as a precaution.
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James
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Same here Tony.
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MTA
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Or if it doesn't have a whistle, push/pull the cylinder away from the port face, holding it with a cloth or something else to stop you burning your hand 
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Lewis
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most stupid thing i ever did was walk into a washing line and it hit my face
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MTA
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All time most stupidest thing. Today I was meant to go get my haircut. My mum insisted I wash it first as recently washed hair is easier to cut (apparently). I blow dried it to dry my hair quicker as the barber's were about to close, and this is the result:
An afro The barbers close at 2, and they aren't taking any more people as they are so busy So I'm going to have to go to my college interview on Tuesday with an afro, as the barbers are closed on Monday, will have to find out if they are open tomorrow though, probably not though 
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Lewis
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| MTA wrote: | All time most stupidest thing. Today I was meant to go get my haircut. My mum insisted I wash it first as recently washed hair is easier to cut (apparently). I blow dried it to dry my hair quicker as the barber's were about to close, and this is the result:
An afro The barbers close at 2, and they aren't taking any more people as they are so busy So I'm going to have to go to my college interview on Tuesday with an afro, as the barbers are closed on Monday, will have to find out if they are open tomorrow though, probably not though |
bloody hell
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Mamodman123
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS AN AFRO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAR OUT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROOOOOOVEY!!!
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yosa
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Eh...Eh?..........Calm down............Calm down.........
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Graham-Jilly
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I'm sure your mum has a pair of shears or maybe lay in front of the flymo 
Jilly just suggest hair gel or failing that steam oil
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SPOKESMAN
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MTA - thats scary - warn us next time!
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James
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MTA LMFAO!!!!!1111
YOU LOOK LIKE A REET SPANNER
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SPOKESMAN
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They making any Spaghetti Western down your way MTA? You could go along as an extra . . . .
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Chris
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That really is incredibly funny! Nice one MTA, hope your head feels a bit lighter after the haircut.
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James
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Tell me about it MTA.
At least the forum hat still fits
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James
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I got mine cut now though!
PHOTO TAKEN WITH THE MTA FINGER ON CHIN POSE
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Wallace
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LMAO
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James
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You could fight it into the "Steely" quiff.
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James
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Or, you could leave it like a Lincoln Longwool
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | Tell me about it MTA.
At least the forum hat still fits |
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James
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I didn't know you had your own clothing out MTA!
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SPOKESMAN
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You dont look as idiotic as some MTA!
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MTA
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So very true Mike In the immortal words of that famous swing singer, "What a difference a day makes":
A bit longer on the top than usual 
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Mamodman123
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You have the same haircut as James
You both look like Will Smith looking sharp lads!
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James
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LMFAO THE FINGER OF JUSTICE STRIKES AGAIN LMFAO!!
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Mamodman123
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MTA... you look like the bloke in your avatar now
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MTA
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| James wrote: | LMFAO THE FINGER OF JUSTICE STRIKES AGAIN LMFAO!!
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It sure does:
Not too sure about the eyes though 
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James
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MTA
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| Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA... you look like the bloke in your avatar now |
Hmm, all I need know is a neckerchief
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Mamodman123
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| MTA wrote: | | Mamodman123 wrote: | | MTA... you look like the bloke in your avatar now |
Hmm, all I need know is a neckerchief |
And some side burns
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James
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Mutton chops!
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | | Mutton chops! |
Side burns are for MEN! Just for men targets the grey
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MTA
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No thanks I don't plan for my hair to go any further than half my ear
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Mamodman123
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| MTA wrote: | | No thanks I don't plan for my hair to go any further than half my ear |
LMAO you don't measure it do you?
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James
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LMAO!
MTA, do you pluck your eyebrows?
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | LMAO!
MTA, do you pluck your eyebrows? |
LMFAO get the ruler out on those side burns lad!
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MTA
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| James wrote: | LMAO!
MTA, do you pluck your eyebrows? |
Nope, they are just quite light in colour. This kid in my tutor group does, and he is scared of sheep (despite being Welsh )
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James
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Sure
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | | Sure |
He is sure
10 minutes earlier:
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James
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Mamodman123
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Lookig at that picture you can see where MTA is going to go bald
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James
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Above his eyes seems to be thinning alot lately
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Mamodman123
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| James wrote: | | Above his eyes seems to be thinning alot lately |
LMAO NANCY
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