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James

WE HAVE A SECOND LAMB!!!

Me mother said that gimmer has got bloody lice again, so I goes into the stable ready to spray her, looked in the door, and there were me Gimmer (who lost her lamb last year) with a little gimmer (female) lamb!  

Holy crap!

I'm stunned!

It's a beautiful little lamb, pure white.

Her mother is so proud!

Pics in a bit, for the mo, I can't do owt but sit here like :O
Mamodman123

Congratulations Jimmy
James

Cheers lad!
Les

Congratulations DAD.  Party  Dance! Party  Dance!
MooseMan

That's brilliant mate!  
Sandman

Good on yer Jimmy lad.

It's about time you had a bit of luck.  
IndianaRog

Congrats James...bet you are as proud as a new papa.
James

Cheers guys!!

Aye, and what's more... the yowe's eating and drinking!!

Not going to be a "last time"  
johnreid

That is good news, Lets hope that she is a prize winner.
Nick

Congratulations!!!
bessytractor

congrats james  
James

Cheers guys!

Bit of a worry to start with, she were just laid in the corner like, and her mother were bleating like buggery at her. So... we tipped owd yowey on her back and milked her, put it in a bottle, and bottle fed her. She weren't hungry, so she must have just been tired. Then a bit later she got up, had a yawn, walked around a bit, had some milk, and then they both laid down together!

I tell you summat, sheep milk don't half taste good  
steamyjim

Congratulations James!
James

Thanks Jim, I'm rate proud!

Makes it so much better:

1) the lamb is alive
2)the yowe is alive
3) the yowe's eating and drinking
4) the lamb is a lass!

All is well  
Mamodman123

James wrote:
Thanks Jim, I'm rate proud!

Makes it so much better:

1) the lamb is alive
2)the yowe is alive
3) the yowe's eating and drinking
4) the lamb is a lass!

All is well  


Perfection?   reminds me of myself    
toxx

... I'm glad to hear the good news, Jim! Congrats, mate!
James



Aye lad it's rate good! Going too well... we're Chantrys and good luck ISN'T something which we have.

Summats will cock up down the line somewhere I'd bet on it  

Back to 4 gimmers/yowes and 3 tups now  

Wonder if Katy will have a tup or a gimmer... gimmer hopefully!

And I'll be getting one or two more gimmer lambs off Frank Martin (who we got the others off, best breeder out there, he's like 81 year old and still looks after his 200+ Lincolns, and was on that programme about them a bit back!!).

Ooo and might be getting a yowe and gimmer lamb off another bloke!!

So will have at least 10 Lincolns by the end of lambing!
Mamodman123

James wrote:


Aye lad it's rate good! Going too well... we're Chantrys and good luck ISN'T something which we have.

Summats will cock up down the line somewhere I'd bet on it  

Back to 4 gimmers/yowes and 3 tups now  

Wonder if Katy will have a tup or a gimmer... gimmer hopefully!

And I'll be getting one or two more gimmer lambs off Frank Martin (who we got the others off, best breeder out there, he's like 81 year old and still looks after his 200+ Lincolns, and was on that programme about them a bit back!!).

Ooo and might be getting a yowe and gimmer lamb off another bloke!!

So will have at least 10 Lincolns by the end of lambing!


Hope so lad!

Good luck with it anyway, will have to pop up to Lincolnshire one time and see the "family"
Les

Best of luck to you, and leave some milk for the lamb.  
James

Oh aye lad you'll always be welcome!

Apart from if you bring the tax man with you  

Eeee right, need female names begining in G!

Mum thinks "Gemma"  
Les

James wrote:
Oh aye lad you'll always be welcome!

Apart from if you bring the tax man with you  

Eeee right, need female names begining in G!

Mum thinks "Gemma"  


Grace.
toxx

Gwendolynne. I'm partial to that name .... sigh! (imagine Tom sighing)
Or:
Gwynnemere. I'm partial to that name .... sigh! (imagine Tom sighing)
Mamodman123

James wrote:
Oh aye lad you'll always be welcome!

Apart from if you bring the tax man with you  

Eeee right, need female names begining in G!

Mum thinks "Gemma"  


Aye might do that when my car is "road legal" again    
steamgranny

Really glad to hear the good news, James    
And congratulations to all involved  
Sheep  Party  Sheep
Reid

So  your mom has a wry way to spring surprises on you!
That was funny, "she has lice on her again.."

First sight of this thread, James.   Congrats to you and best of  show to Glenda
toxx

... I also recommend Gènéviéve. I'm partial to that name ... sigh! (imagine Tom sighing)
Reid

That's odd.   Tom sighs when he says his favourite name for the lamb.

I just rolled Glenda off my tongue,

and only farted.


toxx

... too all the girls I (censored) before, who travelled in and (censored) my (censored), I'm glad they (censored), I dedicate this (censored) ...
... perhaps Giselle?
Mamodman123

Any pics of the new arrival Jimbo?

It is tradition  
James

Naa lad they were all blurred, will do it weekend!!

Gladice is what one lass at school suggested  
Another who went to primary school with me suggested Gwenda (this rate legend of a teacher from me primary school)
And of course the lass with the sheep suggested her own name  
Reid

Concerned here, James!  The naming of the sheep, if done wrong,
may maim the creature's self respect.

Imagine the taunting possible if she were named

Gladice!

I can well see the future--little lambs can be cruel one to another.

Gladice likes lettuce!
Let us leave Gladice
to lettuce, lets!

--

Gladice : she rolled
wrong numbers on dice
and lost her fleece;
she now lives with lice!

We're so glad
we aren't Gladice
cos if we all were
we'd be very Sad-us.


---

Yes, James, a name means  a lot to a child.
Give her a name that will hold her head high!
Give Glenda a right proper name like, oh, I don't know....

James

LMFAO

I dunno, I'll let me mother decide cos I picked the last one!  
mc_mc

Glad to hear the good news!   Pictures please.

For a name I suggest Griselda (one of my friends actually married a girl called Griselda,  but despite the name she was actually very beautiful and from Mexico I think).
James

Eeee! Don't sound very Lincolnshire    
Sandman

How about Gabby or Geena, Jimbo???  
Mamodman123

Sandman wrote:
How about Gabby or Geena, Jimbo???  


That one doesn't begin with G
Les

Mamodman123 wrote:
Sandman wrote:
How about Gabby or Geena, Jimbo???  


That one doesn't begin with G


Gimbo.
tmuir

Congrats James.  
James

Thanks guys!

Just had her outside for a bit, bloody hell, she's healthy as owt!

Gimmer (who is now a yowe for a second time) is such a bloody good mother, really really good. She's eating like buggery, drinking fine, so yeah, for the 1st time ever, everything is going perfect  

Pics in a bit!!
Sandman

Long may it continue mate.

I'm really pleased for you.

At last a bit of good luck for a change.  
James

Aye mate! I'm rate happy!!  
Stilldrillin

Very pleased for you James!

Hope it all keeps on keeping on.......    
Les

Glad to hear everything is going right.
Nick

Can't wait for the pictures.
James

Introducing Fieldside lamby number 2 and her proud mother!!



















Reid

Glad for such gnus!   Les made a good point.
Any old crappy name will serve if we just put a G in front.

Say, if the babe were a black sheep, she could
be named Glicorice.
James

I'm pleased she ain't black  

If she were, I wouldn't be able to breed with her, her mother, or her father any more!!
Mamodman123

Normally i'm not into all this mushy animal stuff but.... awwww

Couldn't resist     must be getting soft in my old age  
James

Come round and see them lad!!  
James

LMFAO I knew the good luck wouldn't last long!!

The last gimmer to lamb, Katy, is now on her own. And! She won't eat.

Wooo!

So, it's half 8 at night, I ain't had me tea yet, feel like cack, now I've got to go out, catch her, give her some twin lamb calcium drench, move the tups, put her in with the lambs (last years) and then put the tups back in another field  

Won't be going out while about 9 though!

Oooooo the joys of keeping sheep
johnreid

Lets all hope it isnt like the other one James. We will all be thinking about you and praying ti is just a mild thing.
steamgranny

James wrote:




Hmmm.........ethereal......celestial, almost.......I'm with Les on this one    ''Fieldside Grace'
Les

Hope everything turns out ok.
James

Grace is a good name! Hmmm! Decisions! Feels like I'm naming me own bairn!!  
James

Apparantly me great granny were called Gracie  

So was Gracie Fields!

Sing as we go, and let the world go by  
James

Just went to sort Katy out, she pegged it and ran into the bloody fence! Daft owd bat!

Will sort her tomorrow morning!
steamgranny

James wrote:
Just went to sort Katy out, she pegged it and ran into the bloody fence! Daft owd bat!

Will sort her tomorrow morning!


Still has plenty of go, then    Hopefully this not eating is just a temporary quirk    Let us know tomorrow.
Andy

well done lad
James

Just put her in with last years lambs! Caught her and gave her a twin lamb drench, bloody hell, she's a rack of ribs, and we can't fatten her up because she won't eat!! Looks like gimmer were getting all the food!!
toxx

... she won't eat? Is there anyfink can be done?
James

She's decided to start eating again now!! Whether it's because of the twin lamb drench or cos she's now got friends I dunno but I don't care!!
MTA

Finally, some luck!

After all this bad luck you deserve a break

I, like MM, am also going to say 'awww'.  
James

LMAO you hussy!
Les

James wrote:
She's decided to start eating again now!! Whether it's because of the twin lamb drench or cos she's now got friends I dunno but I don't care!!


Mamodman123

MTA wrote:
Finally, some luck!

After all this bad luck you deserve a break

I, like MM, am also going to say 'awww'.  


Usually animals don't float my boat but this one, you just can't dislike  
MTA

James wrote:
LMAO you hussy!


Not more Lincolnshire dialect surely?!

That is what you get from being a farmer's daughter's son!
James

Naa lad!

It were on that advert last year!

"Grass stains?! You hussy!"
MTA

James wrote:
Naa lad!

It were on that advert last year!

"Grass stains?! You hussy!"


Which one? There are so many

I know what you mean MM, cute animals are my downfall I suppose you could call it a weakness!
James

No idea lad!

I don't even know what it means, but it sounds good  
Mamodman123

MTA wrote:
James wrote:
Naa lad!

It were on that advert last year!

"Grass stains?! You hussy!"


Which one? There are so many

I know what you mean MM, cute animals are my downfall I suppose you could call it a weakness!


Some are

Dogs and cats though...yuck  
James

My pussy is rate nice, I'll have you know  


Sick, twisted mind MM, sick twisted mind
Mamodman123

James wrote:
My pussy is rate nice, I'll have you know  


Sick, twisted mind MM, sick twisted mind


......Dirty northen mind you have there lad    
James

Me mate at school said to me yesterday:

"Are sex and sheep the only two things you ever think about Chantry?"

I said "Eh? Sex and sheep are the same thing lad!"

He were like  

   
Mamodman123

James wrote:
Me mate at school said to me yesterday:

"Are sex and sheep the only two things you ever think about Chantry?"

I said "Eh? Sex and sheep are the same thing lad!"

He were like  

   


You sick scally wag
Les

James wrote:
Me mate at school said to me yesterday:

"Are sex and sheep the only two things you ever think about Chantry?"

I said "Eh? Sex and sheep are the same thing lad!"

He were like  

   


   
James

Ooo BTW I took more pics today of the two lambs together  
johnreid

       
Reid

James wrote:
Me mate at school said to me yesterday:

"Are sex and sheep the only two things you ever think about Chantry?"

I said "Eh? Sex and sheep are the same thing lad!"

He were like  

   
IF the penal code still carried Transportation as a cure,
you'd be a naturalized Kiwi in no time flat.  
And with grass stains too.    
Reid

James wrote:
I'm pleased she ain't black  

If she were, I wouldn't be able to breed with her, her mother, or her father any more!!
Speaks for himself quite clearly, he does.
   

takin' a warnin'
http://www.hrionline.ac.uk/lucene...nd&type=&range=&year=

It's a great age!  That site is full of trials and cures... 1718 advert:


Just Publish'd,

A Rational Account of the Cause, Nature, and Cure of WEAKNESSES
usually attending Persons after former Cures, Over-strainings,
Self-Abuses, Hard Labours, Miscarriages,&c. Wherein is fully
explicated the horrid Nature, and most miserable Consequences
of Self- Abuses in particular. By the Aurther of the Practical Scheme.
This Book is given Gratis only at the four following places
and no others, viz. Up one pair of Stairs at the Sign of the ANODYNE.
Nick

I have no response for the last few posts, except for:

         
James

LMAO!

Black Lincolns are just pointless to breeders, but they are good for spinners and stuff!!
Nick

James wrote:
LMAO!

Black Lincolns are just pointless to breeders, but they are good for spinners and stuff!!

It was just the way you wrote it earlier.  
James

Ahh I see!

Racist to sheep  
Nick

The sex and sheep conversation with your friend was even better.  
James

LOL It were 1st thing friday morning in a history lesson, and I were half asleep (American politics)  
Graham-Jilly

heres a somerset one for james
James

Ooo! Were it singing the Wurzels and drinking cider?  
James

Still can't decide what to call her... Grace or Gemma  
Les

James wrote:
Still can't decide what to call her... Grace or Gemma  


I am bias...Grace.
James

Tis worr I fort, bu me mother, well, tha knows!
James

Got some pics from last weekend!

I put tup lamb out with gimmer (the two time yowe) and her gimmer lamb!!

And then I let him run round the yard with Meg  
James









Les

He certainly seems happy.  
James

Here she is with her mother (view from the road)

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