James
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What the hell?Right, mate of ours has an orchard full of grass, so we put some sheep of ours on it to eat it off.
We took Daisy down, and her lamb, cos she could do with losing weight.
Well, today dad rang and said that the bloke who has the orchard has been reported to the RSPCA because Daisy had got through the fence, and her lamb, and gone all the way up the hill and into somebody's garden, where she ate every single plant she could find 
Now we've got to fetch her back home!
RSPCA? WTF?!?
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johnreid
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Sounds like a mean spirited person that didnt know who to call in order to make you miserable. However a complete garden is a bad thing to lose, you might have to offer him some ripe Tomatoes and Lettuce
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pauly
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I would probably do the same thing if 1 day I got up and a cow was eating my garden 
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James
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We've had sheep running round the house before
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pauly
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Iv said it before and Ill say it again
its a 24 hour party at your place aint it
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James
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Oh aye!
There's 9 nests of swallows in the stables. We'll probably end up looking after some of them!
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johnreid
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| pauly wrote: | | I would probably do the same thing if 1 day I got up and a cow was eating my garden |
That has happened to me several times, and the farmer accused me of feeding his cows the wrong food
The last time his Cattle got loose in my yard I called him and said this "MMMMM Steak, will be firing up the grill in 30 minutes" He actually came and rounded them up. A few are rather unruly plus if I tried to round them up and one got struck by a car, it could be considered my fault.
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James
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When we had them on the bank, they got out in the village and I had to get the traffic stopped and drive them down the road on my own. That were when I were about 10
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