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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:37 pm    Post subject: One for the weekend. Reply with quote

A bitterly cold windy night and The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding for four hours with the biting wind whipping up the sand from the plains carving int their faces.

"There's a town 3 miles ahead, we'll stop,get warm have a drink and a steak before we carry on" Says the Lone Ranger.

They arrive in town and enter the Saloon. "Two shots of red eye and two of you biggest steaks please bartender" says the masked one.

"O.K." came the reply "I'll serve you but not your friend, those Indians cant hold their drink and I dont want any trouble here"

"Dont worry about me" Tonto tells The Lone ranger "You have your drink and steak and I'll go outside and keep sprinting up and down the street to keep warm"

"very well my friend I'll be as quick as I can" was the response.

Tonto leaves the bar and starts sprinting up and down, up and down.

After half a hour the saloon doors swing open and there stands the Sheriff.

"You the Lone Ranger"

"Yep why"

"You better come outside.................................................................
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You've left your Injun running".
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...and hes back !!! Thumbs up!
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